A kindergarten teacher was having her class study the five senses.

On this particular day they were learning about the sense of taste. She instructed the class to close their eyes and she gave each student a cherry lifesaver. She had the children taste the lifesaver and try to guess the flavor.

The students anxiously raised their hands and the child called upon, correctly reported it's flavor.

"Tomorrow," the teacher said, "we're going to do this again, but I'm going to try to trick you."

So the next day the teacher went through the same routine with her class, only this time the life saver was honey flavored.

After tasting the life saver, no one raised their hand to report it's flavor.

"Okay." said the teacher, "I'll give you a hint. It's something your mommy calls your daddy."

Little Johnny in the back of the room yells, "Pugh, spit it out! It's an asshole!"